Stepping Stones (Naruto ~ Kakashi/Obito ~ Pt 1 of 2)

Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Kind of a crack concept, general author insanity, English from a fairly rusty non-native, bad language, and porn.
Word Count: ~14000 asdfghjkl (complete)
Pairings: Kakashi/Obito
Summary: In a world where he didn’t die at the bridge, Obito is a loyal Konoha shinobi, even if his Konoha is practically gone. Rather than die at the hands of Orochimaru, Obito triggers an experimental time-space jutsu that sends him across dimensions, into a world where his counterpart went insane and Kakashi is mystifyingly different. KakaObiCollapse )

The Man in the Tower (Epilogue)

Rating: PG
Word count: ~ 2000
Warnings: Fluff, and Ianto being mysterious and all-knowing.
Summary: Torchwood Tower Three is a place where Earth sends still-useful exiles: a Prime Talent, a technopath, and a biokinetic, drifting around in a station at the cross points of three universes and six galaxies. Then a man named Captain Jack Harkness falls through a tear between universes, and finds three very familiar faces on the other side.
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Protégé (Bleach one-shot)

Rating: T-ish (?)
Warnings: Kind of a crack concept, general author insanity, slightly-on-the-side-of-godlike!Ichigo
Word Count: ~6700 (complete)
Pairings: None.
Summary: Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni is a wise and terrifying warrior, the titan who has ruled the Gotei 13 for over a thousand years. But, at heart, he’s an old man who likes his tea prepared a certain way and has a soft spot for talented youngsters. It started with Ukitake and Kyoraku, and his latest fledgling seems to be one Kurosaki Ichigo, substitute soul reaper. (Alternatively, a story in which Yamamoto is a crafty old man, Ichigo grows up to be utterly terrifying, and Aizen doesn’t stand a chance.)
Disclaimer: I don’t hold the copyrights, I didn’t create them, and I make no profit from this.
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Get On Your Boots (Chp 1)

Rating: T-ish
Warnings: For the Ed’s mouth, if only a little. Also weirdness. And my very poor, sad English that I haven’t practiced in some time.
Word Count: ~3200 (complete)
Pairings: Roy/Ed
Summary: Another day, twelve more drops of blood, and there's a slight spark along Ed’s spine that feels like alchemy. It’s a step, it’s an attempt, and it’s enough.
Disclaimer: I don’t hold the copyrights, I didn’t create them, and I make no profit from this.
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When the rest of heaven was blue

Rating: T-ish
Warnings: For the guys’ potty mouths. Also vague crack. And English from someone sorely out of practice in it. Urgh.
Word Count: ~4000 (complete)
Pairings: Hakkai/Sanzo, could possibly be seen as Gojyo/Hakkai/Sanzo if you tip your head left and squint really hard. (Oops, I think my pairing’s showing.)
Summary: HDM fusion, dæmon!fic. Perhaps Sanzo is good, but he’s certainly not nice, and Hakkai can only imagine what form his dæmon takes. Given his personality, maybe she’s a hedgehog. With shark teeth.
Disclaimer: I don’t hold the copyrights, I didn’t create them, and I make no profit from this.
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Bat Out of Hell

Rating: T-ish(?)
Warnings: Mentioned off-screen (canon) murder spree/suicide, angst, vampire!Ianto-flavor crack.
Word Count: ~2000 (complete)
Summary: Jack's the only one left in Torchwood Three now, and Ianto has an idea what that means for both of them. He’s kept an eye on Torchwood—it’s always a good idea to follow the doings of an organization that would happily dissect one—and he knows that Yvonne Hartman has little concern for what happens at the base. As the last survivor, Jack will become Three’s leader. Part three of the Going Batty series.
Disclaimer: I don’t hold the copyrights, I didn’t create them, and I make no profit from this.
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Eyes On the Sky

Rating: T-ish(?)
Warnings: Mentioned off-screen former attempt at suicide, thief!Ianto, tricksy!Suzie.
Word Count: ~3000 (complete)
Summary: Neither Ianto nor Suzie has ever really had a functional relationship. They're certainly not about to start now. Slight Janto, Suzie + Ianto friendship. Part two of the Sky’s the Limit series.
Disclaimer: I don’t hold the copyrights, I didn’t create them, and I make no profit from this.
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Paper Airplanes

Rating: T-ish (?)
Warnings: Crack concept, crack setting, crack crack crack. And more crack. And Sanzo and Gojyo's potty mouths.
Word Count: ~7500 (complete)
Pairings: Established Gojyo/Hakkai, Gojyo/Hakkai/Sanzo (supposedly [but not actually] one-sided—because boys are dumb), mentioned Batman/Flash, Raven/Starfire (because writing crack gives me an excuse to throw in all my favorite pairings).
Summary: He’s not scary-crazy the way Luthor or the Joker are, or even vaguely insane like most of the other villains the League faces. Sanzo's quiet and a bit moody, smokes like a particularly cantankerous chimney, and gives Dick the impression that in this case, still waters really do run deep. If it is Sanzo orchestrating these takeovers, they're going to have a problem.
Disclaimer: I don’t hold the copyrights, I didn’t create them, and I make no profit from this.
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